[Tim made the unfortunate decision not bother with sleep; instead, he's been looking around ever inch of the ship, and that put him at ground zero. And it's a long way back up to the mess hall. He sounds agitated. Really, really agitated.]

Why the hell don't we have any more real food?

You ever get the feeling that the other shoe's going to drop? That every quiet means a storm's just over the horizon?

We can't have been pulled from a dozen different universes just for nothing. Something's gotta be coming. Guess we'll find out eventually, no matter what happens.

Is anyone interested in filling the newly vacated department head positions? Understandably, qualifications may be somewhat...lax.

[Private to Kirk]

I would like to speak with you regarding the ship's operations.

I have learned a new word: multiverse.

It describes our situation quite elegantly, don't you think?

It seems a portion of the crew has gone recently missing.

Is anyone in the bowling alley? While it's possible they may be stuck there, I find it curious that such a large group should disappear all at once.

So ... what do you people do for fun around here, besides try not to get trapped in the bowling alley?

At least there's string beans.

[There's a few seconds' silence and a few tones from buttons being pushed.]

....Dr. D? Hell-ooooo. Earth to Drakken? Hello?

It's the twenty-first century. I was hoping you'd have recorded a message by now? 'Being beat up and humiliated by a cheerleader, leave your number, will get back to you once I get my phone call'. Oy.

Gonna need the 411 on ( Read more... )

(ooc: Sorry this is really excruciatingly late but. I really need something to cheer me up right now.)[Vince's device clicks on and he's talking with a mouth half full of food ( Read more... )

[Spock's entry alerted Kirk to something was up. He then realized he's been bowling for three weeks apparently. What is life. What is it :|]

... so what's happened recently?

[Jack stands in his greatcoat, turning this way and that as the coat billows out behind him. Not quite as good as the wind, but it will do in a pinch -- and a pinch is exactly what he has right now. The entire bottom hem of the coat is caked in dirt ( Read more... )